Below is an Easter card I received from my mother in the last few days. It’s quite impressive, honestly. It’s homemade, and I’m guessing she spent quite a bit of time on it.
Unfortunately, she literally can’t help herself. She starts from a good place, but can’t help but drop the stink bomb on the way out the door.
Here’s the text of her card (note, all capitalization and punctuation, etc has been copied verbatim from the card):
In what appears to be a Sharpie on the inside flap:
“May the blessing of Christ’s resurrection stay in our hearts, and remind us always of his Amazing Grace and Endless Love that allows us to “embrace” Eternal Life in Heaven! God’s Blessings Always!!”
PS: (in a regular pen). Enclosed is (XX)$ to make (your daughter’s) Easter “special”. Would LOVE to spend Easter with you but that will be impossible!!! (OVER) (She had more to say, the inside flap was full, so I need to flip to the back side)
On the back (in a regular pen):
PPS: I am scheduled for major surgery in the next few days and will spend several months recuperating. I would love to speak / meet with you before this to discuss our “differences” – whatever they might be – in case I do NOT make it through this major surgery and die!! Waiting to hear from you!
So my friends, what do you think? Curious as to your thoughts on this one. I have plenty!